Karis: I like to help Karis pee and poop
Mama: Yes, thank you for being such a big helper to Karlie and teaching her to go potty!
Karis: Karlie, do you like me to help you go potty?
Karlie: Oh, yes, because you are my special!
Karis: Well, I'm not special but I am helpful!
Abbi is grunting like crazy in her highchair, telling me she wants more avocado...
Me, joking: Well, what does that mean?
Karlie: Abbi needs to poop!
Karlie: Mama, I'm going to be Abbi's Teacher... I'm going to teach her how to do everything!Karis: When I grow up, I'm going to work at Daddy's work... or teach kids how to swim.
Words of wisdom from Mama: It's hard to go potty with a dinosaur on!
Mama: Karlie, you need to clean up your papers before you do anything else
Karlie: I go get My-na baby!
Mama: No Karlie. You have to clean up first.
Karlie: But Mama, My-na baby LOVES me!