I did NOT completely run out of time and neglect to write my not-me post last week... and if I did, I surely wouldn't be so lazy that I ask my almost-2 year old to write it this week :)
When someone drops food on the floor, I would NEVER call the dog to clean it up because I've seen my mama do it so many times! And I surely wouldn't drop food on purpose because I think its so fun to see Pup-pup come running! And I NEVER give him my food encrusted hands to lick in the middle of my meal :) That would be gross!
I did NOT play happily in the dirt for an hour and then totally freak out when I saw a single piece floating in my bath water. I love dirt and taking baths and would NEVER hysterically insist on getting out of the tub just because of a little piece of dirt from my dirty toes :)
I do NOT have 3 babies that I call "Baby," More Baby," and (you guessed it! :)"More Baby" because that would be totally uncreative and go along all too well with my "Pup-Pup" and "Kitty-kitty." I am NOT totally obessed about these babies and have to have all of them to go to sleep.
I would NEVER consider my dog a slide and sit on his back and slide down over and over.
I did NOT wipe strawberry juice all over my baby sister's head after having fun picking strawberries.
I did NOT recieve a super-cute kitty card in the mail from Grandma and promptly have to go find Pup-Pup and Kitty-Kitty to show them the card because I thought they would find it as wonderful as I did.
I would NEVER squirm away and run up in front of the whole church before the announcements were over and beg to be picked up by our wonderful Pastor/Elder Alan that I love so much. My parents are NOT ever so grateful that we have a small, understanding church that loves me so much and just smiles sympathetically at my parents' lack of control :)
I would NEVER beg for "more-dance," "more-cheese," or more-milk" very loudly in the middle of church service. And I would NEVER repeatedly say "HI" in a very loud (but cute) voice over and over to our friends sitting behind us :)
I would NEVER try to climb through our new fence just to say hi to our neighbors (and their 5 kitties! :)
My world does NOT revolve completely around babies and pets :)